punkpatrick said: I dunno if this has been asked already but when and how did you guys get together?

In high school, he was the biggest flirt. We had most of our classes together, and he would pass me cheesy notes. He always asked me to go to lunch with him on Saturdays, and when I finally accepted, he asked me to be his boyfriend with a mouthful of chewed up burger. It was disgusting, so I waited until he was done eating and I made him ask me again. I said yes, of course..

Geez, Artie, you make me look like a flirty slob. I only asked you with my mouth full because I didn’t feel like waiting. And I didn’t flirt with you all the time! I was just trying to be nice to you so you’d like me!

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((No messages! Al is sad. Artie really doesn’t give a shit.))

 n-no messages?!?

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((URL changed to “askalandartie”!!!!!!))

Anonymous said: SHOW US HOW YOU FUCK ALFRED. ARE YOU ON TOP

W-who even said we’ve had sex?!?!

Artie- Artie calm down! They’re gonna ask us questions like this no matter what. Don’t let it get to ya.